): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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