let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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