she was so not down for the gang bang
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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