one might say we're banned from that church
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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