I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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