I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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