WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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