before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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