How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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