Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
tell me about the fingering
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