so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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