My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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