I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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