Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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