We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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