I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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