He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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