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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.

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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?

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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?

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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.

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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.

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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B

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update: I failed

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