i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need to stop coming to work sober
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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