Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
This beer is not sobering me up at all
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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