I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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