His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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