we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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