He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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