That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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