He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
