I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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