OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Someone signed my nipple.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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