I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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