i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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