After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
