I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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