CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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