I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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