Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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