So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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