Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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