she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
