we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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