I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Randomize
