Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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