Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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