I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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