I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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