After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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