he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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