Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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