You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
should my penis look like a turkey
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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