I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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