its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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