my vag is so smooth its legendary
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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