But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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