I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He kissed a someone with a penis
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
