Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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