i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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